Arsene Wenger's move for Lucas Perez appears to confirm he loves nothing more than trolling Arsenal fans
Hold on to your hats, people: ARSENE WENGER MIGHT
BE ABOUT TO SPEND SOME ACTUAL MONEY. Yes, Arsenal look set to hijack Everton's bid for Deportivo La Coruna forward Lucas Perez.The Spanish striker was involved in 25 goals in La Liga last season, the sorts of numbers a player can only rack up in Spain if they're decent. In fact, at a cost of £17m, the 27 year-old could well turn out to be a bargainif he does indeed end up at The Emirates. However…
In the minds of many Arsenal fans, life is not that simple. When your club has been linked with the likes of Gonzalo Higuain, Karim Benzema, Alvaro Morata and Alexandre Lacazette (to name but a few), you assume/hope that when a striker DOES finally arrive, he will be a world-class, world-famous superstar.
So the potential purchase of a guy who has never even played international football - a guy many Arsenal fans have never even heard of - has not exactly placated the angry hordes of ranting Gooners…
Some angry fans think this is classic Wenger:
I won't lie I've never heard of this Perez. Another desperate attempt there by Wenger.— Ricky Lewis (@RickyLReid) August 25, 2016
Perez to Arsenal goes against everything La Fraud Wenger says. Is he really an improvement on Welbeck for example? Seems a panic buy to me— Bradley McManus (@Bradley_Mc87) August 25, 2016
Lucas Perez has never played for Spain at any level yet Wenger said we are only looking for top top quality. More lies Mr Wenger— simon AFC (@afcufcfan) August 24, 2016
Lucas Perez has been playing since 2007 and only scored 52 goals ,lacazette has that in 2 years ffs pay the money Wenger— simon AFC (@afcufcfan) August 24, 2016
.,.Some have some (frighteningly possible) predictions for the future:
July 2017. Wenger is asked if he will bid for unsettled Griezmann:
"Look we have Lucas Perez who will be like a new signing when he is fit."— David Verry (@dnverry) August 25, 2016
Wenger going to sleep knowing he can play Lucas Perez on the wing pic.twitter.com/1H5oYIzhGu— Mike (@MikegoonerMike) August 25, 2016
Lucas Perez rejecting us after we've activated his clause cuz Wenger doesn't assure him of a starting spot. pic.twitter.com/1UkTfGnIQX— Asad. (@Mesuturbation) August 24, 2016
..,Some are just a little stunned to see a man they don't know linked with their club:
Absolutely no idea who Lucas Pérez is. Seen one video on here of him smashing in a volley. That's literally it.— LJ Bouchér (@southerngooner) August 24, 2016
Not going to lie I had no idea about Lucas Perez. Didn't even know he existed. Wenger's pulled off a madness.— jeremie (@aliladiere) August 25, 2016
Who the hell is Lucas Perez? I thought Wenger only buys 'super quality' screams of yet another stop gap signing— Röb Carrick (@RCarrick14) August 25, 2016
,..And some are clearly getting weary of life as a Gooner:
So I guess Lucas Perez is that top top quality player Wenger was looking for
At this point even resigning Squillaci will get me excited.— Starmas Bob (@Starmas_) August 25, 2016
Idk who this Lucas Perez is but I don't care, sign him— Brody (@demjuans) August 25, 2016
BE ABOUT TO SPEND SOME ACTUAL MONEY. Yes, Arsenal look set to hijack Everton's bid for Deportivo La Coruna forward Lucas Perez.The Spanish striker was involved in 25 goals in La Liga last season, the sorts of numbers a player can only rack up in Spain if they're decent. In fact, at a cost of £17m, the 27 year-old could well turn out to be a bargainif he does indeed end up at The Emirates. However…
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